Presence Policy

Highly annoying to its detractors and uniquely beneficial to its supporters, the current Presence Policy is a fiercely controversial method of deciding who actually won a battle. In its most basic form, it looks like this:

1) You can only judge a battle if you were physically there.

2) I was there; you were not.

3) Therefore, I'm right and you're wrong.

Many people accept the premises and conclusion without hesitation, while others dismiss them as irrational and ridiculous. The syllogism has led to many a YouTube Fight, and knowing this community, it will probably be cited and refuted in heated arguments for years to come.